Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here today, UNITED, by the gospel of the sticker. We bask in it’s glorious saving grace, as it enhances our cars performance by adhering itself to our windows. WE TESTIFY IN UNITY, IN SOLIDARITY, THAT THE GOSPEL OF THE 4DSC STICKER WILL NEVER DIE! Brothers and Sisters rejoice! For the time of our salvation is at hand. STICKERS ARE THE WAY, THE TRUTH, and THE LIGHT, and whosoever peels away the film and embraces the gospel, SHALL RECEIVE THE TRUE POWER, and ALL civics and mustangs shall TREMBLE!!! For they shall know that WE CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH STICKERS WHICH STRENGTHEN US!!!

Love Aaron,

Amen